Pulaski, Tennessee-The Klu Klux Klan, (KKK) announced today their endorsement of Dr. Ben Carson for President of the United States. This marks the first time in history that the infamous hate group has endorsed an African American for our nation’s highest office.
The Klan released this statement via it’s website.
“After careful consideration of all candidates and potential candidates, The American Knights of the Ku Klux Klan endorse Dr. Ben Carson for President of the United States. We feel Dr. Carson’s vision for America most closely resembles that of the Klan’s. It’s a new day for the KKK!”
The National Imperial Wizard of the KKK, who wished to remain anonymous, sat down with National Report for this exclusive interview.
So why Dr. Ben Carson? Doesn’t this go against everything the Klan stands for? We are talking about the most powerful office in the world. Extreme times call for extreme measures. Dr. Carson’s politics most closely resembles that of the Klan’s, and let’s face it, ANYONE would be better than Hillary.
You know full well Dr. Carson will denounce your endorsement right? Yes probably so. What a man says in public doesn’t always represent what is in a man’s heart. The Klan believes that deep down Dr. Carson will be pleased.
What is it about Dr. Carson’s vision for America that “most closely resembles that of the Klan’s?” Dr. Carson believes in sealing our borders by any means necessary. Illegal aliens are invading our country by the millions, bringing with them disease and crime, and stealing jobs from American blood. If we as a country are ever to obtain absolute divinity, we must start by sealing our borders. We feel Dr. Carson has the intestinal fortitude to stand up to the liberal elites and communist Democrats and get the job done.
OK illegal Immigration, what else? Dr. Carson strongly opposes same sex marriage, he believes in the biblical definition of marriage which is between one man and one woman. He won’t tolerate this gay agenda being rammed down our throats by the Obama administration and their co-conspirators in the media and entertainment world.
Many Republican candidates are in favor of those things. Again, why Dr. Carson? It’s a new day for the Klan and we need to adapt in order to survive. America is obsessed with electing minorities and women to public office. We feel this trend will likely continue and Dr. Ben Carson is the best possible choice going forward.
While certainly an embarrassing “honor” for the former neurosurgeon turned conservative hero, others are not so surprised. Dr. Carson, who has never held any form of public office, is no stranger to controversy. Out of an ever widening field of Republican minority candidates, Carson is the only one to have once been placed on an “extremist watch list” by the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC). Others on the list include former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke, Nation of Islam Leader Louis Farrakhan, and InfoWars founder Alex Jones.